The One Lunch Man

Character name is...The One Lunch Man

Biography
In west Bablyonia, born and raised, in the lunchroom is where he spent most of his days. Chillin out, relaxin, acting all cool - eatin some ziti outside of the school. When a couple of demons, who were up to no good, started blasting hams in his neighborhood. He got in one little genocide and his mom got scared and said "You are movin' with your uncle Tim-Tim to NASH-WHERE. He whistled for a turbocycle and when it came near, the license plate said "LASS" and it had lunch on the mirror. If anything he could say that this cycle was rare, but he though "nah forget it, yo Lunch Lass, to NASH-WEHRE! He pulled up to the LUNCHZONE about 7 or 8 and he yelled to Lass, "Yo, Lass, lunch ya later". He looked at his kingdom, he was finally there, to sit on the TURBO THRONE as the customer support rep of NASH-WHERE.

Behind the scenes
One Lunch Man's real name secret is Durkon. Only his beloved Lunch Lass knows this secret.